I can hear the grilled cheese talking to me. "Let me in there!" they wanna get inside me
I bet the first cavemant to make fire got so much pussy
even through the webcam i could tell he was aiming for my face/hair
a lady just got escorted out of the bar because she came in carrying a can of gasoline while smoking a cigarette....this place is the definition of class
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Does this sound normal?...She's ironing on pictures of her dead cat to all of her green clothes...
HE HAS A CHODE. LIFE IS NOT GOING TO BE EASY FOR HIM.
Only I can have a panic attack in the back seat of a cop car and have them move me to the front seat.
We didn't talk. I watched you drop an egg on the floor. And watched you praise your haunted broom.
googling pictures of Lindsey Lohan so that I know what to wear to court is definitely a low point in my life
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For the record, rock bottom is where you start crying during porn because your ex used to slap your ass like that.. Continue on with your day now.
I have to masturbate tonight while watching every Paul Walker movie ever made. It's what he would have wanted. RIP Paul.
There has been a song made about you fucking his roommate.
It's destiny.
I threw my shoes out of frustration and walked home barefoot... can you help me find my shoes in the morning
I feel like hooking up with you on my floor, sneaking out my window and jumping a fence is an effort that deserves a happy birthday.
Love it. I wish you see me right now. I'm counting cash on my bed with no shirt on, beauty and the beast sound track on blast. Fucking creepin it up.
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