so i woke up to her 8 year old asking for a bowl of cereal...
My wife all of the sudden got markedly better at giving blow jobs. Should I be happy or concerned?
you'll never believe how fucking awesome rain man is when you're stoned.
well when i got there she was attempting to stick the cat in her mouth.. so maybe you should go check on her
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Please get rnbert tn get chebk h'm in i'm no dead when he getr gome
I look at sleeping with him as a way to get up in the world. He will lead me on to bigger and better penises.
I'm pretty sure the guy she brought home is a polish porn star..
do you remember the random banging on my door at 3 am wearing 2 budlight cases as a dress
i stole nothing, broke nothing, and stabbed nothing. aren't you proud of me?
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Just consider it? What else do you have going on today that could be as awesome as a day full of lord of the rings and sex?
do you think your dog feels awkward being in the background of your nudes?
Life without a bra equals bliss.
Well I've consulted some psychics but they keep saying all they hear in my head is screaming and all they see in my future is pool noodles and cheese dip?
I can't possibly be the only person who has ever eaten Cheetos with a spoon to avoid the powder getting in my fingers
The school better be open next year. I’ve been FB stalking Dads of my incoming students and there’s serious DILFage in this class! Maybe 2020 will turn around!
It’s 2020. You’ll probably get knocked up. If you’re really lucky you’ll just get the clap
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