do u usually make out with people before telling them your name???
Come over! I've just turned Titanic into a drinking game. I drink every time I want to fuck Leonardo DiCaprio.
We had sex on my friends waterbed ..after that the whole school kept asking him if he had fun getting "sea-sick" last night.
"reccomended dose" hasn't been in my vocabulary for quite some time.
And it just wouldn't be a Thursday night without me having to cuss out a foreigner. The streak continues.
You do realize that you tried to eat the neighbors cat because the dominos guy was 5 minutes late. You would have succeeded if we didnt stop you.
I have now slept with people from more countries than Ive actually visited. Can we make this a game somehow? Like foreign fuck buddy bingo?
Hes flirting with her via the sauce packets at taco bell....... I have no words
Nobody knows who the hobo or dude who whipped out his balls is
It's gay pride weekend and Father's day.. So in honor of the occassions I am now BI
He put on a roller derby documentary. It was either bore myself to death watching that or take off my dress. He was very appreciative.
Yea not today, I ending up taking a shit behind a tree last night.
The exact people you expect to find at a bar at 2pm are here. Come visit. We'd really like the company.
All he gave me was a sore vagina and film suggestions
That's true because who the fuck doesn't love Harry Potter and beer
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