Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
If she's not going to maintain the upkeep of her vag then I'm not going to pay the rent of being her boyfriend
so we were having anal, both very very drunk when he started shouting his roomates name
Like if I don't roll around in my puke, the night will be a failure.
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at one point last night, you were literally auctioning me off. "reeeally drunk hot girl ! we'll start the bidding at an ice cold corona. oh, we have a bidder! do i hear a shot of whiskey? going once, going twice.."
youre welcome
just saw way to many penises for it being 5 o'clock on a thursday
im calling her cock vulture from now on
since when did our medecine drawer and our sex drawer become the same drawer? we now have lube covered cough drops.
onest when I told you I'm a paramedic but I'm also a stripper.
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Front seat of an Escalade in a limo-service parking lot. That is all.
I thought I was pretty much sober now but then I realized I've been eating scrambled eggs with my hands...
Did I come home in a police car last night? id come downstairs to ask you but i dont think my legs work anymore
Friends don't let friends go vibrator shopping alone.
I'm not sure why he thinks weird that I masturbate AND look at pinterest at the same time.
He shit with the door open. I think that means we are in a realtionship.
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