he quoted Bring It On. It's over.
Oh i forgot. I hit on a mentally challenged girl too.
It was the single greastest thing to happen to my dick ever
just as he was about to cum he started shouting "I THINK I CAN! I THINK I CAN!" over and over again.
I want to fuck you on the side of the bed tonight.
babe, don't say it like that!
I'm sorry, I want to penetrate you on the edge of our sleeping quarters this evening.
Chillin with my Grandpa and my grandma tells us there is a tornado warning. My grandpa then says "We'll go hang out in the basement, we can bring the keg with us." This is why I love coming home
I know the scar will be in an obvious place, that's why I'm certain it'll score me cancer blowjobs
Literally been drinking for 10 hours. Hammered. Roasted chestnuts fell out of my shirt earlier.
Just had to pull out another loan to pay for that public drunkenness citation. I am so ready to graduate.
there's a liquor store near my therapist
i might give it a shot.
Tim john just told us the story about him losing his virginity at 14 during church on the emergency exit staircase. This is day drinking?
Update. He just picked me up and tried to demonstrate
Also I'd like you to set a calendar reminder that goes off every day for you to take 2 minutes to think about what your life would be like without me.
If throwing a bottle across the bar, hitting a skank in the head and not getting caught was an Olympic event, you'd bring merica the gold every time
Please keep in mind you are asking relationship advice from a girl who fucked a guy just because we have the same name. Just keep that in mind.
It was one of those "how did I get to my bed and what am I wearing" mornings.
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