It was like what a highfive between zeus and Jesus would sound like
she then came into the room and yelled I'M GOING TO BE A COCK BLOCK for 5 minutes
You sucked the drug dealers dick for a 20 of coke...?
Nooo, I payed for that. I sucked his dick because I had an urge.
I don't know, But i remember him licking ecstasy off my boobs and my boyfriend cheering him on
i think that after ALREADY drinking that much, the tube shots may have been a bad idea.. i mean afterall, i did wake up and find my cell phone IN the bonfire the next morning.
I mean two cocks this time. Trust me, I'm not gonna pull the same stunts as last time in this situation
I posted my balls on ericas instagram. It got 17 likes.
Priorities: waking up on your doorstep desperately clutching half a meatball marinara but with no sign of your keys, purse or housemate. Where are you?!
He may only be 25% black, but after that sexual experience I am 100% never going back.
He stopped mid-sex to read the subtitles on a Korean movie we had playing in the background.
Apparently drinking in your car before going into a sales meeting is frowned upon. We are car sales men not doctors.
Mostly what I remember is someone saying "raise your hand if you're too turnt" then raising my hand and falling
Mom kept me on a leash as a kid, did you know this?
When she went in the beer store I got to hold it.
Definitely woke up.this morning to a random girls head in my toilet and her mom knocking on my door.
I got home and he was wearing a suit. He said he reason was because it was shirt and tie Saturday and that he won't change until midnight. He then proceeded to answer the door in a British accent.
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