Okay call me later ill be watching lifetime and scrubbing throw up off my feet
She has more profile pics than tagged pics. narcissism at its best.
i keep forgetting that not all of my female friends are bisexual.
I am NOT getting arrested in a wig.
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who has that picture of us looking like alcoholics at the zoo?
so serious though like its almost like I'm playing a game that's my life and Im always losing
Thats just a parental red flag. They have been brainwashed. Lets baptize them into the church of PBR
I have been drunk every time I've gone to mexico. I do not remember mexico.
The only rule I'm making for myself tonight is to not drink out of the sink at the bar.
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I feel like I got run over by a steamroller made of cigarettes and booze driven by all of the men I've slept with.
Your ex roommate is making out w the kid who pees on floors and it's kinda funny
if by making eggnog you mean drinking all the spiced rum, then yes, she's making eggnog
No, Ethan, handcuffs and friendship bracelets are not "basically" the same thing.
Blueberry probiotics greatly increase to the masturbation experience. Try it dude. It’s all the rage
She dry humped my leg in the raw while I was still dressed, came, and then fell asleep on top of me. All I got was a bruised thigh. 2020 needs to end.
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