i just saw a guy carrying a medieval times commemerative glass filled with vomit.. there were 2 people cheering him from behind
Phosphoglyceraldehydration... why the fuck is this a word
Why is there a case of Coors Light with my address on it?
she gave him a mild concussion from throwing him against the wall in an attempt to dance with him. gotta love monday nights at the sandbar.
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I made a vision board specifically for the purpose of boning john mayer.
Just considered the plausability of using my detachable showerhead as a beer bong. Has my life really devolved to this?
He's almost as awesome as vicodin.
Can i tell him you said that? Cuz i know that means a lot coming from you
To be honest i'm almost glad he got arrested. His girlfriend and i kept making out so i'm pretty sure the alternative was a threesome. Now we're just the trashy girls who visit him in jail.
he could've at least fucked me twice. that's just common courtesy.
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You know what's even more awkward then buying plan b from someone who is a member at the gym you work at... When they come in after that day and have that look of recognition
Best case scenario: sex with hot bartender \nWorst case scenario: no sex and punched by tattooed guy that may or may not be said bartenders boyfriend.
I found him in the kitchen singing German metal into a banana while simultaneously mixing brownie batter. He didn't have any pants on.
Long story short I'm making an I'm sorry card for a girl I dont remember having sex with
You know that if they offer you a bagel they are determined to sleep with you, right?
Aww well I’m kinda unsober so probably best
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