She said she had a thing for dinosaurs. Come get me now
I cannot stress to you how much better your current situation is than listening to gay sex
you literally pushed me forward in the seat so you could puke behind my back without the cabbie noticing..
I'm already mentally preparing myself for the fact that I'll probably be sleeping next to a toilet.
Maid of honor is brides sister and single. Likes lemondrops. You're welcome.
I think there was chlamydia in those woods.
May or may not be going home with my jamitor. i'm kiddong, btw, i have no idea. i'll let you know soooon.
if you need to find her look her up on www.imastupidslut.org
.org?
yeah. they're non profit. helps them sleep at night.
NO I FORBID YOU. THERE ARE BETTER VIRGINITIES OUT THERE WORTH KIDNAPPING.
I totally gave him head in sync to Beastie Boy's Sabotage playing in the background.
who is the naked dude on the coffee table
thats jeff, jeff is nice so don't be rude
I woke up naked and you weren't here. What a relief.
Wait wait wait. You are actually taking advice from this lunatic?
This is the girl who got a balloon full of cocaine through security no questions asked. Of course I'm taking her advice.
Valid.
I have post one night stand depression
If it were up to me his wife would never get his penis again, but I guess they have some sort of arrangement
Yes, an arrangement called marriage
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