Question for you. Are boobs and hands polarly charged, thus causing the inevitable joining of the two. If so are some breasts simply charged backwards
I have funfetti in my underwear...will you come get me?
you just stared at your feet and said some shit about the molecules dancing and how you had just solved physics.
I don't care that you fucked her. I'm offended that once again, you fucked someone with me in the room because you assumed I was asleep.
The plan is to make enough mistakes this weekend to hold me over until spring break
He went into the alley to piss and came back a minute later with a case of Bud Select. I'm speechless.
in the middle of giving him head in the backseat of my car he taps me on the shoulder, opens the door, throws up three times and then proceeds to tell me how amazing i am.
Well I just walked into a wedding reception and im currently eating a cannoli in the men's room while pissing
I have cobwebs on my vagina for halloween. And bats fly out when I open my legs.
I shaved my legs and got a bikini wax, I don't care what I take home as long as it has a penis
I'm chatting on my fake OkCupid account and watching Lion Witch & Wardrobe on my second screen. Hail me, King of the Creepers
So wait. Let me get this straight lol... you... are are considering offering fetish services to "trample and own" someone for $80 in order to pay for someone to come organize ur shit? Pure genius.
There is a dude riding on one of those standing wheel things inside forever 21. Calm down.
Ok, stop saying "youths." You're 23.
For the love of all that is holy just take the tranquilizers Erica
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