We tried having a conversation with our noses.
You taught me that having a dip while u shit is awesome. I appreciate u for that
Hairspray is covering 85% of my body. Help.
Wait until you see the roof.
He fucked volume into my hair. It was amazing.
I have to have sex with him again. I feel like I need to train him so no other girl experiences that bad of sex.
Ok if you are accepting my apology, please continue to ignore me. If you are not, please fill out the brief survey that follows, to help me improve my people relations: a) your a bitch please leave me alone b)your crazy pls leave me alone c) I never cared ab u please leave me alone. D) all of the above e) all of the above but I wouldn't mind still fucking u. F) who are you again? Your answer will not b shared and will b used in accord. With the law. TY
puking in a sink with a garbage disposal Fucking. Rules. It's like you're punishing your puke when you're done.
Male strippers are involved. You are coming
Number of twigs I found in my hair: 5
You threw up in a empty pizza box at Pizza Hut and opened the door with your face. So that maybe why it's bruised.
I don't have any soul left to be crushed.
Also, what day were you thinkin we should trip balls at the children's museum?
Imma go take shower so I can cleanly change into my drinking underwear.
Got caught peeing in public. Sucks. It was a police station. Sucks worse.
Do you ever just admire your boobs?
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