so i asked him why he doesn't wanna see me anymore and he said he was questioning his sexuality. cool.
I got into my dads silver toyota in the back seat to get picked up and 2 mins later I asked my dad when are we leaving, then an old mexican woman turned around. wrong toyota I'm guessing.
This is why you don't make out with cougars at a bar... I got a linkedin request from her, wtf?
He used his penis as a puppet and sang Rihanna's Hard..... so no, we will never see each other again.
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I know man...but i cant pass up a catholic school girl fantasy
She is two pictures of justin bieber away from being blocked from my news feed
Oh, and no balcony sex...trust me.
THIS IS A FLATMATE WARNING! The white powder next to sink is washing powder I spilled and is not meant for human comsumption. I repeat- do not digest, snort or smoke the white powder next to the sink!!!!
I have a rage boner right now. An actual erection brought on by the amount of sheer hatred I have towards nationwide.
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Just saw our highschool guidance counselor at the bar and he's taken six shots in the last hour. Those teenagers have fucking hardened him.
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Which one of you drunk assholes put a parental lock on my cable box last night? More importantly, what's the pin? I'm missing the UK game.
He's bringing a lesbian pretending to be his girlfriend to family Christmas. I can not wait to see how this goes.
I walked in on him fucking her whilst she ate skittles. I saw things no one should see, but I did get your bra back. You owe me.
My boss just offered me a vodka mixed drink at work I do not have a real job
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