You seriously don't know?He was trying to arrest you and you were shouting that you were being punk'd. Punk'd? that show got cancelled like 5 years ago.
We can talk tomorrow when we're both alert. My mind is somewhere else right now.
Where's it at?
In your pants.
I don't know why I've never thought to take my bong into the bathtub before.
I never want to hear the words 'my therapist says . . . ' while naked again.
I actually enjoy jerking off to her facebook more than I enjoy actually fucking her. Just something with our generation
Just ran four miles to popeye's. And back. Dedication.
My friend and I just coined a new term. OBJ. The obligatory blow job. You totally know what I'm talking about.
Like if he goes down on you first, or you just don't want to bone him yet. OBJ.
Dude, they are shaking the RV, yell at them. It feels like i'm being rocked to sleep, I don't like it, I'm not a baby.
I know. I told you I'm a mess. She had weird nipples. I almost lost an eye to one.
Nothing is creepier than a guy telling you "I was just thinking about you" in a men's bathroom when taking a shit
Thats not real though. Slash there are other extenuating circumstances to lead me to believe dick is wanted
HOLY FUCK I SPELLED EXTENUATING RIGHT ON THE FIRST TRY. IM THE BEST DRUNK NA
Just walked by the neighbors and they are definitely butt naked sitting on a bed, watching Netflix, baked out of their minds, with the blinds open.
Welcome to Bellingham.
When he swipes my v card it will be comparable to my bat mitzvah. should I make sweatshirts or sweatpants?
We are gonna have a bake sale and the preceded will go towards the abortion
He's my favorite late night booty call. He lives next to a Wendy's.
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