But if ***** wants to get filthy... Tell her to throw a text my way ;)
Is it just me or are more fat girls getting belly button piercing these days?
i think i've said "don't judge me" 10+ times tonight... is that a bad thing?
yes
... don't judge me
really keith? you showed me your dick and your not gonna text me back
so many types of cookies right now. i'm eating four kinds of cookies that i've made into larger cookie sandwiches. too high. whoa.
I legitimately sent him a storybook of naked pictures.
the world took limewire and four lokos away from me in one week....hello depression
I need a picture of your dick for my friends birthday card
Nothing like buying a handle and a 36 pack with a baby strapped on.
So your best guy friend eats your pussy once and a while, no big deal. It's like going to jiffy lube once and a while to let the professionals do it. Your husband should understand .
He told me that his favorite part about me is hearing my voice while we fuck. I think that was the nicest thing he has EVER said to me.
I didn't even realize I grinded on a security guard last night. Shit. Did he at least like it?
See? I told you no boy in roller skates could be entirely straight.
And with one simple text you can separate the men from the boys...."it's that time of the month."
Well I typed "penicillin a" into the search engine and before I could finish "penicillin and drinking" popped up. Google knows me too well.
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