totally just realized while washing my face that Cetaphil looks like semen.
I don't know what your problem is but seriously you're a cunt for throwing up that song on your page. It's rude as fuck
omg its myspace i didnt think anyone took that seriously anymore
i carry sandwiches in my pockets more than any normal person should
i've decided to use this saturday afternoon to take care of my pube situation
After I threw him out he walked down the street peeing in stride. I almost wanted to let him back in.
My niece just called my sister in law a teabagger. I love NPR and it's corrupting influence on small children
I don't know what the fuck is in the water in New Hampshire, but these dicks are HUGE.
he called us the olsen twins. we also rapped ignition much to his dismay.
The straight guy here is hot. He described himself as Christian grey without the money and my vagina fell out of my body
Your mother liked my album on facebook that's only filled with drunk pictures. I don't know what to feel about this
Of the two of us, which one has licked a drag queen's tit in the past 5 days?
Well... This is my last night at the resort. So far, the only thing that has been in my vagina is sand.
I tried to avoid catching feelings but then he took me out to breakfast
right now I am washing the alcohol and shame off from last night
last night I mixed vodka in with my protein shake... and you tell me my new years resolution was impossible
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