Its like Laser Tag, but more fun because it ends in sex
around noonish you got carried out for spitting water and throwing cups at old people...
I just don't understand how my upright asian catholic roommate is getting more than me.
No. Especially when my uncle started stripping. Too many shots. So that's where I get that from.
he was so high that he wouldn't speak to anybody for like 30 minutes, he'd only gobble, like a turkey.
The guy in front of me got in the club with his green card, that's awesome
After blacking out and loosing my phone for a month, I found it in the parking lot across the street. Last text "rager in the street". I remember none of this.
Luke did at least 8 shots of pure mayonnaise last night. I am not sure if that is better or worse than my 2 cement mixers?
AND BY FEELINGS I MEAN VODKA
I met her at the quidditch match. She was the snitch and I caught her. After at the bar she walked up grabbed my hand and said snitches have flesh memories.
it's ok, no one ever died fom being sticky.
i've gotta research that and get back to you.
If I don't singlehandedly make your gf realize she needs to straighten the fuck up or ruin your relationship before I leave I have failed you as a friend.
I'm sorry my shit is everywhere... I accidentally got drunk while packing
Nothing like ripping open the box with your keys on a sat R train and throwing back the morning after pill with some coconut water on my way to work at a fitness studio for free
I'm having to shit out rocks
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