with your own penis?
May i just say it is extremely difficult to pee in a cape
You threw a hot dog at his face...I wouldn't call you either.
she was eating donuts out of the garbage. enough said.
But she tried her best to break my penis, so she has a few free passes with me
Just abandoned him for a bowl of soup and the living room floor...hope the window replacement guys don't get a show..I miss you!
He has a shower chair now. So he sits and watches me shower. It's kind of creepy.
Walking through campus with a grocery bag full of pot brownies. I'm like the santa claus of 4/20
Can we discuss your tits for a sec? That melon patch sprung up over night
I just singed the hair in my nose trying to re-light a joint. now all i can smell is burnt hair. day ruiner
Best sex of my life. But I think it's because I like his apartment. Really nice bed sheets. High vaulted ceilings. I wanted to lay there forever.
You're getting old. Was it located in a nice school district for your future offspring?
I need a costume for that party. Even if I'm just taking it off.
Do you own a cuff key and know where Karen lives?
I'm sorry I keep drunk texting your boyfriend sports updates.
That's okay. He needs friends too.
Oh also we fucked while one of the old Rudolph movies was playing on tv so it was festive
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