is it normal that we went to that class once and both got 100's on the final? ohhhh, arizona state.
No one showed up yet so I smoked 4:20 on chatroulette with a naked chick..
i really need to stop putting makeup on my cats..
my little brother just asked me why i have handcuffs. How do I tell him that his sister likes being taken advantage of in the bedroom?
No more scars from drunken holidays, people are starting to notice.
Now I'm at the gym and I never want to leave. It's a combo of adderall and endorphins and I don't want it to go away
You'll get a boner for sure
Way ahead of you. Kinda awkward while paying rent but hey
Remember camping when you drank 36 beers to yourself in one day and puked in your tent? Ready for round 2?
We watched scrubs, then I got a shower blowjob which led to shower sex and the living room floor sex. Now she's baking cookies. I may not be studying, but I'm doing something right.
Also I like this area. Lots of places for me to get tacos.
Also, I'm kinda hungover this morning and I need to wire money to my lawyer. So this is what adulthood feels like
I just ordered cookies for delivery. My life is falling apart.
What type of bandaid should I use on my clit
I can't tell if my need for dick is more than my want to strangle him
Aww well I’m kinda unsober so probably best
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