from now on, im only gona ahve sex with my boyfriend.
What should our trivia night team be named?
Define Statutory
david just texted me. reply with photo of genitalia? y/n
Theres someone in the car behind me eating corn on the cob & talking on the phone
It's shit like that that makes me wish being deaf was contagious
i think i had a heart attack, prayed, and jizzed my pants.all at once.
With your fertility you would just get contact pregnant
I puked so hard this morning that I peed my pants. I'm a gem.
We're super invested in me shitting to my full potential
currently buying a pregnancy test while braless so happy november to you too
Once you've had an oral std scare, you're an expert.
I legit feel like I had sex with Joey Fatone. Is that weird?
Goddamn right, I may not survive the apocalypse, but my eyebrows fucking will.
I threw up in the bathtub last night like a decent human being.
it's my fake id's birthday. i'm wearing a hat, and i have a beard. i'm untouchable. TO THE BARS!
Randomize
