yeah but I shoulda known it\'d be bad when he start rubbing my pubic bone instead of the clit! Awkkkkwarddd
grab my backpack.....its in the fridge
Just paid a $5 cover at a bar I stumbled by so I could puke in a toilet and not in public.
He's only a freshman and he needs to expirence shit like that..
YOU would be the Freshman Expirence
oh wow I have been there. Hell one time Matt and I woke up naked with pizza rolls in the bed.
I can't wait till we are old and wrinkly and I can turn to you and ask, "Remember when you Rick Jamesed the shit out of that couch??"
Stoned in some guys basement listening to ELO. it's like its 1978.
True freedom is running around a sex club in former power plant in Berlin wearing a boots, a jock
You thought you were drunk? I woke up at 6 o'clock this morning with a cheeseburger in my left hand a drink in my right with my window half way down. it was raining.... fml
Just chugged a Bloody Mary in 60 seconds flat. New personal best! Happy Sunday!
I found you laying in a field of grass near the trail I jog on in the morning like a drunken Bambi.
FUCK YOU VODKA I'M TRYING TO ADULT RIGHT NOW
i showed up really high and was trying to not be,so in order to not seem high, i got plastered
We turned his nipples into a drinking game.
Sadly my Summer of Cocks is coming to an end
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