Would you object to my putting the bidet video on my Facebook page? It;s awesome.
Well, its 5:30am and you haven't let me in, I guess ill go home
So today I found out that our school is known as the herpes school
whatcha mean you cant get rid of genital warts? thats not what my girlfriend says
Never forget that any girl can get her way if she puts her vagina on the table.
He was so bad, he was dry humping me and his dick was nowhere close to my vagina.
captain&coke to the library. STAT. this is an emergency. this is not a drill. I repeat: THIS IS NOT A DRILL.
Ideas for halloween. We need simple yet hilarious. Cheap yet effective. Slutty yet acceptable. Go.
The amount of guys who just came into the room to give me a high five after hooking up with him was about 5 too many.
What I'm saying is DOWNGRADE. Like, do you see the caps lock?
I was really hoping my 420 would involve a lot more weed and a lot less buttholes
AND ONCE AGAIN, MY VAGINA HAS STRUCK AGAIN. HER PLANS TO TAKE OVER MARYLAND ARE WELL ON THEIR WAY AS SHE CONTINUES TO ENGULF EVERY QUEER IN A 10 MILE RADIUS
The comfort of this onesie is keeping me single
go for it girl, the world is ur dick oyster
i accidentally gave my stepdad ketamine so id say it was a fun weekend.
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