and trust me i need no booty pop lessons
maybe after you take off her top her face will be hotter
This may sound mean but have u ever just sat in class and look at some of the the people and think how disappointed their parents must be
two words: fractured penis. two more: emergency room.
Whoever had sex in my bed during the party last night left a glow in the dark condom on my floor. I'm not even mad anymore, I just want to know who it is so they can tell me where to get one.
I probably wouldn't hook up with him if I had to deal with more than his penis. i think cumulatively we are up to a minute of actual conversation this week.
Just made out with the bride... She was still in her dress & I was still in my bridesmaid dress, how's that for an album picture?!?
You then began crawling around in the grass with a magnifying class saying you were searching for the magic school bus.
bro im too drunk for your spanish code words. did you fuck her or not.
I smell like fire and strippers. Successful sunday funday.
It's like a party bus, but there's a glass, airtight wall separating the driver from the passengers, and once everyone's on, they pump vaporized THC into the cabin.
New Halloween costume idea: Frankenstorm. We have three hours. Make it work.
The moment buddy the elf found out he was human is exactly like the moment I realized I was gay
We have angered the beer gods. It feels like I'm shitting angry cats.
Oh fuck, I'm officially a cougar..he's got the same name as my grandson
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