Forget abc fam drinking games. Take a shot everytime Tyra says I and you'll be dead by the first commercial
I'm currently trying to figure out how I woke up naked and handcuffed to my bed. Not real worried about class right now.
how do I tell him nicely and in french that we can't have sex anymore because his huge penis will ruin me for other french men?
This is a whole other level of drinking. Like the I used to eat paste with these people kinda drinking.
we found you outside the hotel room sleeping with a note next to you that said " we made sure you were comfortable, hope your friends come back soon"
He left his shoes, boxers and socks at my house & managed to walk home to his dorm without realizing anything was missing until 3 days after. That's the last time i'll ever hook up with a freshman.
Idk we were snorting lines and making out in the stall while these people were cheering us on, on the other side. And that's when I realized he wasn't the only guy in the girls bathroom.
Strike three, the fat brides maid they call shit puker also has herpes.
I just spent 10 min explaining to my mom how orange is a strange color. I think she knows
Thats alot of pressure.
Just on your vagina. BTW I'm passing your house.
Ok so last thing I remember was hugging a cop while vomiting
Today is the day I die from a hangover. I love you, mom. Farewell.
Oh my god. That was the best half-hour of my life that didn't involve genitals.
I just chugged whiskey at 7 AM because going to breakfasts at Brendas doesnt seem right if Im not real drunk. I feel like when Brenda takes my order she can tell Im drunk and will take care of me.
UGH FUCK THIS TRAFFIC I WANNA SUCK A DICK
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