You know you have a problem when the only thing that saves you is that you drank so late into the night that you sleep through the designated walk of shame time window
I really need to stop carrying a flask around with me in my backpack at school..
Aren't you in 8th grade?
9th, but that's not the point.
The only person who has seen my penis more than that girl, is that girl's sister.
it was only during my walk of shame that i realized i was wearing the exact same outfit that julia roberts wears on the dvd cover or pretty woman. prostitution is my destiny.
i cant talk right now. we are trying to finish our homework so we can play with play-doh
Walked into a liquor store bleeding. That kind of night.
Got home. Hugged Mom. The look on her face indicated she noticed nipple rings.
Is it ironic that the girl with the horse face is also on the equestrian team?
There's an official council for his ex boyfriends. They told me they 'look forward to the day I join them'.
Let's just rave with boners that last for hours
Chilling on my porch debating between pre work drinking or video games and getting high.
It was a shot marathon. It only ended because we werent drinking in our house apparently we walked into the nieghbors. When they got home thy were soooooo pissed.
Heat not working dressed like an eskimo. A real one with a ski sock on my junk
How don't you remember..? You were getting handfuls of skittles out from our bra screaming TASTE THE RAINBOW.
You have my heart. You only share my vagina.
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