i was just at lovers lane looking for gifts for a bachelorette party.....with my mom
i would totally change schools right now just to be that new girl everyone wants
I think I just need to get a pillow shaped like a toilet seat.
Doing laundry, just found a knob off your stove in my pants pocket. I don't know.
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Hurry up. Some creepy guy with a "God is vengeful" flyer is asking where I wanna go most today. I think he's going to chop me into pieces.
I'm pregnant.
The fact that this number is not in my contacts is giving me hope it's a wrong number???
You should have hard cock pics on hand to send in the situation that you can't stop driving, pull out your cock, browse the countless pics I've sent you of my tits, get him hard and text a pic through. I mean, it's simple sexting ettiquette.
In that case, I'll try 2 find a date. But my options are AA friends or fuck buddies.
He was my shower sex Sherpa last night. And we both made it safely up the mountain.
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You're the reason why I want to be a better drunk
Someone took a shit in the house somewhere and I STILL can't find it. I'm just going to move.
Yeah but who says we can't be shitfaced and tan at the same time?
Getting a lap dance from a girl you went to high school with really isn't as awkward as you'd think
And she called me out by name, nothing could have made it more awkward but it ended up not being that bad
Get to the bar now. Ryan is single again and every skank on campus that has heard story about his dick is circling like a shark. A cock hungry shark
I miss the pre Covid days when we could meet men in bars. Hitting on guys in the grocery store is just depressing
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