on my arm i have a score card from when we apparently had a competition to see who could harden his nipples fastest..
who won?
THAT is your concern right now?
I just looked at my iPhone gps history... "the gas station", "the park with a big scary fence", "the trampoline", and, my favorite, "where we were when we were about to do lines off a bible".
we literally spent four hours convincing you that all 5 of your toes were there. no more everclear on a tuesday.
Just got to school and somone already mentioned the amount of cereal im carrying.
The first aid guy just told us to go get hammered...I'm taking his advice
That big chick who gave you the handly polished off one of the walls to the ginger bread house right before she came outside. FYI
Hey it happens. Think of it this way- you didn't wake up in jail, your face wasn't inexplicably busted and you still have all your teeth. In this group of friends, you're on top!
k. The important thing is we are going out. You are stones. I am mildly hallucenating.
Plus he stuck it in when you were sleeping which would have been the tipping point for me but you art school kids are all liberal and shit
Okay so I'm high eating chili cheese fries bra-less watching Mulan, could I be doing any better at life right now?
I'm on the Coaster ride of shame, currently sitting across two nice old ladies smelling like condoms.
Our breakfast options are microwave popcorn, wavy lays and fireball
you gave me money for the cab and then walked home..
we've talked on the toilet we're linked now
Also either i just launched into space as a rocket or my legs just orgasmed, but i am high as a soul train
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