The elaphant ear plant popped a new leaf ! Wahoo !
At first I felt shameful, waking up naked next to a box of oreos and half a can of cake frosting...then I realized, this could be a bigger discovery than Atlantis.
sent the pic of my tit to the wrong bbm chatroom
I just went to pick up my pigeon from your house. You should be getting a picture soon
Burnt myself on soup.. consencus go back to hospl. they will lov me. twins in one nigh. still hve band on. fuck
Dude I've kinda accepted I may leave Nola with the clap.
I have 3 texts in my phone that say "Thanks King Tyler". I think I've successfully drank myself into a monarchy.
Masturbating on the clock at work is my specialty.
Nothing is creepier than a guy telling you "I was just thinking about you" in a men's bathroom when taking a shit
Living room floor. I asked him to give me a back rub. He did. And smoothly transitioned that to foreplay, then basically threw me on the floor. My vagina hurts. He deserves another Christmas present.
no, you don't understand how much people deal here. All I had to say was "hey lets buy a bag" and he pulled over instantly, then the randoms in the car behind us pulled over and sold us a bag.
Go makeout with Mickey Mouse so we can get FastPass tickets
I'm saying "I told you so" now so that I don't slow down to say it on the way to grab the fire extinguisher
I hear jingle bells and I can't tell if it's bc I'm feeling festive or just REALLY high
The cops high fived after they tackled you
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