What are you doing?
High. Watching Billy Mays infomercials...
That guy could sell me cancer.
Busta Rhymes just yelled at me! He cut a song off and I was clapping and he looked right at me and said "don't fucking clap." I was that white guy.
The seats are awesome but you see two of each player.
Because its an amazing idea and you're the only one I can think of that will allow a pirate threesome
LOOK AT MY HAIR, DOES THIS LOOK LIKE THE HAIR OF A PERSON WHO HAS HER LIFE TOGETHER?
You just wrote a check for drugs...pretty sure you don't have cash for beer..
I really shouldn't be this use to hearing "YOURE THAT GIRL?!?!"
If if makes you feel any better, you're definitely the hottest guy I've ever friendzoned.
He may be engaged to someone else, but god damn that was the best 3 hours I've ever spent naked with someone.
i just woke up to her giving me a toothy BJ so I had to break into your bedroom and steal about 4 condoms. Sorry for waking you. :(
I can still be you friend and be there for you. And sometimes get drunk and fuck you.
I got stabbed with a couple of chip crumbs during sex Saturday. Further proof I need to stop eating snacks in bed
Masturbating to death wouldn't be a terrible way to go. If you die tonight, I'll know how it went down. Promise not to tell your family.
Depends how u look at it. Half-full, half-empty, or how should I shave my pubes
Mid thrust, say hold on I need a pic for my friend.
Randomize
