Please dont use Danity Kane lyrics to describe your emotions.
do u usually make out with people before telling them your name???
i felt like we were having sex on ultimate fighter, and people on the outside kept yelling ELBOW ELBOW! KNEES KNEES!
theres always time to masturbate. my grandpa taught me that.
His dick looked like E.T.'s finger. It scared me.
i'm sitting pantsless eating potato chips and watching porn before he picks me up for our date. I hope he's ready for this...
i will pay you if you can come get me. he just suggested that we would have a hockey themed wedding.
So fucked up. Can't tell if I'm starving or about to puke. Playing it safe and eating froot loops. Tasty in, colorful out.
the room spins SO much faster in panama
Okay good. I don't want another mom thinking I got their daughter pregnant.
He came into your room last night to tell me he was leaving, when I woke up this morning he was facedown in your hallway. He didn't make it very far.
Somehow those two combined like captain planet and shit went haywire
He showed up at my apartment drunk with a telescope wanting me to look at the "blown up star" in -24 degree weather, claiming "it's in the name if science"
Once again being low on toilet paper is forcing us into another round of our favorite game - toilet paper roulette - where there can only be 1 winner. Maybe.
You are hungover. Your arguments are irrational an incoherent. We only played twice. Have some Gatorade and take a knee.
Randomize
