Can i come over
After you called me a desperate slut? No
Come over
there is a school bus full of santas parked in front of the liquor store
the last thing i remember was trying to convince him to call over his girlfriend so we could have a threesome
I just put up a picture on my dorm room wall of that ginger you hooked up with to remind myself that everyone makes mistakes
I just met the neighbor hes a self proclaimed coke dealer/ softporn producer.
What! You have to go to class. Otherwise, you're wasting money that could have been spent on weed. Gotta get that shit in perspective.
You were so stoked after landing that flip that you dropped acid with three random guys without hesitation
This bar smells like your ball sack. In a weird way I miss you.
You have to commit to sexting. You can't just quit right after I send you pictures of my asshole.
Seriously, come on.
I feel like there's a picture of my ass on the internet right now.
I hate you.
You could cut the tension with my nipples.
There is a french fry attached to my steering wheel and a note that says "eat me yum yum" can you explain this?
If your talking about a poncho I WANT ONE
FYI there's a girl here with happy daddy written on her tits
I'm not gonna be naked if your not here. Thats like a waste of nakedness
She's chasing the cat around the house hitting it with a cardboard sword yelling "there can be only one!"
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