dude, your ex-bf is on match.com
details on that.
well, his profile doesn't say anything about herpes.
i bet jesus would rush if he went to usc
Could someone please kill snooki before she contributes to the gene pool.
I want to have a prehistoric party. By that, I mean I want to dress up as a dinosaur and get drunk. That's all I want in life.
One of two things would happen: He'd love it, or you'd get a restraining order.
I just realized, I'm going to be on my period for the end of the world. FUCK.
I cancelled the entertainment for your b-day party.... Keep the bouncy castle just in case.
You don't know how much I love you. You could play Careless Whisper while we have sex and I'd still love you
I told her to not worry about it. Lone Star is an excellent first trimester beer.
Just don't let me get too drunk. At one point I pulled out my dick and pissed at that party. Like on the wall.
You don't marry someone you don't want to fuck senseless this is 2014 dammit
I just brought her a lipstick taser. So just remember that the next time you get smart with her
just saw two eagle scouts making out in chic-fil-a
Pretty sure I was naked for most of the night.....success
Do u believe in the possibility of big foot?
You high??
Randomize
