I was hooking up with him in my car, he wouldn't stop with my nipples, I had to literally beat him off of me. He kept groaning too while he was doing it. Sick.
Mommy issues
I think east. Tornado watch. What the fuck are you doing in Texarkana?
Bonnaroo. Tornado watch? Expand on that thought.
Watch for tornadoes.
It's 9:30am and I've already blown three loads. Reason #101 I love 25 year old girls.
i shall enjoy my approximately 2 hours of being sober today
It reminded me of the time my mother gave my Bailey's in my stocking when I was 14.
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I dont know if this is a good time to tell you but im actually a freshman.. not a senior
It's all good. The CSI guy came and I played the theme song while he in was in our place. The cops even laughed.
You know it's been a while when you're having to resort to positive conditioning to get women
I brought a guy home then decided no. Took him back to the bar and said "I'm going to drop you where I found you. Have fun"
We had hangover sex and then I called a taxi home. Told him I didn't want his number because, if it was meant to be, we would fuck again. He called me the queen of one night stands.
Going through Bojangles drive thru chanting "KFC" hammered at 8:00 was the highlight.
Yeah, I've hit on priests at bars, too. Such a shame, there are a lot of hot men out there who've devoted themselves and their glorious genitalia to the Lord -_-
So what happened at girls night? My roomate found me passed out locked out on the front steps of the house and it was raining. Yes low moment
how is it I left wearing underwear then ended up with none? and why is it they are on you?
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