it took you forty minutes to realize it was a gay bar.
I literally just wrote "I'm sorry" in my blue book, got up and walked out
i wish his balls had a scratch and sniff sticker elsewhere so i would know before i even went down there
I got home and laid by the toilet and then alexa laid in the bathtub and sang the preamble while kayla held my hair
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I tried to stop that, but then I pulled the leaves out of my panties and went to sleep.
I've realized that I'm going to have to wake and bake every morning to make it through the summer without killing someone. This is ridiculous.
no need to worry, I have the internet and a cape, I can accomplish anything. nothing can go wrong, I am unstoppable. Yo.
I probably should have eaten more before I started shotgunning beers at 9am, but it was so much damn fun.
I have weed and a speedo - I don't need anything else.
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If I'm walking weird, don't judge me. Things got kinda outta hand with the GoPro on.
I bet I give better head than any other PTA mom.
I let a 30 year old guitar player that works at a call center go down on me in his backseat last night
You should have thought of that before emitting walrus sounds while intoxicated
Can you recommend a quality dick? I haven’t had a good sexing in a while
Nothing will ever be as awkward as looking my mother in the eye and talking to her while I have a dick inside me. Time for a lock on my door.
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