i googled "where to have sex in disneyland." i found nothing.
He's playing farmville on his phone while puking over the toilet..
He said he wanted to see my room, not my womb. It's a common mistake.
We all just did coke and we're coloring so if you're sober its pointless for you to come over here
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At what point in life does one make the conscious decision to incorporate capes into everyday life? Like, as a fashion statement?
I'm not sure how to answer that. Is it a general question or one you're wondering about for yourself? Because I don't think you're there yet.
Get your clothes on you are our DD for the night. The usual three way payment
Reasons why I'm always right: I am older, I am wiser, I have a larger penis
well my grandpa saw your dick pic, so why don't you tell me how my day is going
Is this what it's like to be an adult? You plan out play dates for your vagina?
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if you're not jumping for joy when you see penis then you're looking at the wrong ones.
My autobiography will be 500 pages of the words "I probably should've thought this through" typed over and over.
who knew rolling through the dorm on a scooter in footie pajamas would attract so many guys. he said i'm his soulmate.
He literally ejaculated and I hit Uber
would it be awkward if i bring my husband?
only if i fuck you in the bathroom while he's paying the check
No. It's going to be "I'm mad that it took you so long to get over here" angry sex.
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