I think she would actually eat a penis if anyone was brave enough to let one near her mouth
Scratch that. Lia's boy toy's brother has a gorilla costume. This is gonna be great.
I could tell by the way he was holding my hand that he really liked you
We had to leave the bar because you were trying to show the bartender your boobs for water.
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And for some reason I was covered in ants... So your probably covered in ants as well
This morning my mouth tasted like fruit trees, battery acid, and magnums. Transferring schools was the best decision Ive ever made.
Here's the thing, you got road head in two different cars tonight. You feel lucky yet?
He said "I can't wait for you to feel me inside of you so I can tell you gently that you're mine" and left me a 4 minute voice mail of him crying after I told him I didn't want to be with him. 30 year olds are off limits.
You should have. Partying with 60 year olds and batman is so much better than partying with bitches our age.
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although steph and I had 3 bottles of wine by that point and watched an opera that featured a black dildo so anything was possible really
Sometimes the gods of alcohol choose to take you on a mysterious journey and you just have to go with it
There's a fine line between kinky and serial killer
I'm committing myself to dance. Also, I'm unsure if you said space party sounded lame because dude was old, but I hope you're over it because I love space, and I love David Bowie and I love to dance, and you need to embrace this with me.
i doubt you are even in possession of a crowbar.
I suggest you not find out the hard way
Shes the whorey leader of that wolf pack, and all the less whorey wolves report back to her. She teaches them the ways
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