Black lace...the rest is up to ur imagination
I am really glad that on the inside of a card from your grandparents you have transcribed the rules for circle of death
i need to find a notary that isn't going to turn me in for blatantly lying to the us and chilean governments
is it sad that i can honestly say it was the best birthday sex i've ever had and it was still terrible?
Oh you know, we just bobbed for apples in a bucket full of jungle juice. So, a casual Tuesday night.
Rumble strips road head = magical
Were you drinking last night?
Because typically I don't associate the phrase 'Go sleepy time' with sobriety.
Just remembered I railed lines while holding a puppy
Munching saltines, sippin Gatorade, and trying not to get eaten by this small horse
I didn't know White Castle was open when your sober.
for the record im never blowing a guy on the toilet again, that was sad and degrading
I explained to him that me turning straight is a once a year thing. And this boy just happens to be the chosen one.
I'm eating chicken wings naked and hungover at 10am... Happy bday to me
Can we start referring to attractive men as "A fine piece of dick?"
Last night I realized I made a dick appt 2 MONTHS IN ADVANCE!!!!....... WHO THE HELL DOES THAT!?!? LMAO!
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