you're drinking in the law library????
...not a bad idea....
probably not a good idea either.
no, he came in my armpit
it's like everything I expected to see tonight all put together in one at once
that is the greatest description ever
Mat is currently running around his basement "trying to catch oxygen in his mouth."
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it was average length and chubby
so kinda like him?
now i'm wondering if all guys are shaped like their penis...
tonight, alcohol would be proud of us
I just fell for a fake 50 dollar bill in a urinal. Fuck pittsburgh
Think I just saw your homeless guy on High Street. Did you give him back his crutch?
If my penis could make facial expressions, it would constantly have a smile on.
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Let's celebrate our freedom by getting high and doing stupid shit.
Crying in Target on a display sofa is normal, right? Asking for a friend.
Just found a rebirth in peppermint schnapps. May be able to stay up all night and finish this paper after all. MERRY CHRISTMAS
I can't believe you tried to cock block me from A DIFFERENT TIME ZONE.
My breath smells like dick and biscuits..
I know you do it only because of my toyota, but thank you for fucking me. Seriously.
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