He yelled GOOOOAAAALLL when he came.
you went up to him and asked if you could have "friend sex." He looked like a 7 year old on christmas morning
she named each of the players on the last ten madden covers in order and then shotgunned 2 beers...if she doesnt have a penis im in love
so exactly what does one wear to an abortion clinic?
No, this is non-alcoholic oatmeal.
It's okay. I've dumbed down my notes over the semester because I knew I wouldn't be up to understanding things come finals.
I think it was clear she was setting us up when she brought me over to you and said "Present!"
Let me get this straight, you're telling me to lower my standards? Even though last week you told me I don't have any..?
The last thing I remember from that party was me shouting "hold my feet I'm going in strapped like Rambo"
Our prom king just sent me a dick pic. I know it's 10 years later but I feel like I've finally made it.
So I've reached a new low. After completing my walk of shame and being told "see you around", I took off my heels to discover he had came in my shoe.
I think I just got drunk texted by my psychiatrist
He was referring to me as "Teenage Dream" the whole night
I'm alone, 3 beers in, and cutting tshirts into belly tops.
Just found out a shooting happened in our parking lot while it was closed this morning. So thaaaaaaaaats fun.
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