i'm 67% sure he was trying to sing in hawaiian
you know it's the perfect hook up when you don't have any friends in common with his girlfriend on facebook.
I'm still in shock that he came by my house for five minutes dropped off a Teddy bear and went to the strip club on valentines day
I am unable to type or say "unprotected, receptive anal sex" with a straight face. clearly, HIV was a poor research paper topic choice.
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Just fucked in a kitchen. I never want my penis that close to knives, stoves, or blenders ever again.
I barely remember the girls that I got pregnant, you think I'm gunna remember the ones that played handball
her dad gauges his nipple piercings.
Sleeping with random people is the same as soul searching, right? Ps that wasn't a team name suggestion.
When / where did the additional couches appear?
Additional?
James brought one with him when he showed up. Theres still 2 outside and according to facebook, at least one more burned up.
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I literally was just rolling on the ground and said to her 'this is what dying looks like'
I just had the weirdest moment. Made eye contact at the bar with a girl who has seen my vagina.
How drunk is she?
She's trying to French braid the dogs hair, there's no stopping her
Its 8 in the morning and I wouldn't pass a breathalyzer test, How's your day been?
The stripper told Tom to sort his life out
I AM SO HORNY, I AM GOING TO DIE. I NEED SOMEONE TO WISH MY VAGINA A MERRY CHRISTMAS.
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