Wat do u mean how?
I just projectile vomited in a Methodist church parking lot. If Jesus didn't love me before he sure as hell doesn't now.
I'm having post traumatic stress flashbacks of last night. That big. Don't know whether to call him again or change my name...
i just got on a party bus. i think i left my belly button at the bar.
People Are Arguing Over This Guy’s Petty Reaction To Splitting Lunch With His Co-Worker
I know now the amount of smoke it takes to set off the fire alarm....no longer worried about using the bong...not even close
i think every time you texted me i responded with 'bathroom floor'
Care to explain why there is sushi in the soap dish in the bathroom
all i know is that i listed him in my phone as 'vagina cookies.' that can only be a good thing.
she's sniffed three people's necks on the bus to see who the good smell was coming from...
she's gonna get diseases
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I guarantee that wasn't the first penis someone placed on her forehead.
Too much alcohol and too many lesbians. I can officially say I have regrets now. At least that's something.
How much morphine is too much? Keep in mind that I'm going to my graduation dinner with my parents.
seriously though if NH has the largest penis size... the rest of America must be very disappointed.
Can you get winded from lip syncing? I don't know how Britney does it
Even my fuck buddy told me I needed a boyfriend. Fml.