Can you return condoms to CVS?
Only if you return your pride as well.
Dude I'm so glad we're not friends anymore. It would have made fucking your stepmom last night really awkward. Dickwad.
I'm sitting in front of the mirror eating cereal and pondering how my boobs got so big
Welcome to my life
they named it eva bongoria. i had to hit it based on the name alone.
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Jenny was looking for something soft to drink since it's only noon, she chose spiced rum. Think she might die today
i love that youre following in my footsteps.. pissing yourself on your birthday is an honor and a privlege
Have you ever had one of those moments when you kept whispering to yourself "I'm not a slut, I'm not a slut..."?
I have a pocket in my purse that is just for condoms and cocktail swords. I feel like that speaks volumes about me as a person
SORRY! Pervert came out for a bit. BAD PERVERT! BACK IN YOUR HOME!
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Things were easy when he was just a penis. Now he's a penis with feelings.
I am gathering blankets and bags of horse grain to pad my truck bed so I have a comfy place to crash when I get home, without the inconvenience of stairs. Or doors. Or walking. But with the refreshing scent of molasses.
I didn't even know this guy existed until he'd had his hands down my pants, so I just went with it.
Thanksgiving day drinking ended up with me in a shopping cart screaming where are the bitches and condoms. I'd say it went well.
Well I've consulted some psychics but they keep saying all they hear in my head is screaming and all they see in my future is pool noodles and cheese dip?
I'm going to be there later than expected. There was a yo-yo incident...
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