If my vag had twitter, what do you think it would say?
Don't know whats worst me sharding on her a bit or her believing me when i told her she did it...
I walked in on him shirtless licking the mirror while talking to his reflection. So yes, I definitely want to do shrooms the next time you get them.
Need to stop getting stoned with this chick, I keep waking up covered in pizza sauce
I'd say the best part of the party was when you screamed to everyone that you were gettin dome on the reg
Sprained my ankle at sky zone REST ICE COMPRESSION ELEVATION AND SHOTS it'll all feel better soon
there's chocolate cake in my bathtub.. I don't even want to know how the hell chocolate cake wound up in my tub..
3pm strippers are depressing
Na Im fine, just need to un-grow this vagina I've developed
He's telling everyone that the only reason he's at this party is to hook up with me. SOS HELP.
It was all going fine until I had to chug that strawberita bud light. That really ended badly.
I'm glad the semester is over. I need a break from the term "whiskey sharts" coming up so much in conversation.
Well, I saw an Olympian's genitals tonight, so it can't be that bad.
I'm gone to the point of literally hugging trees, partially for support, but also because I like them.
My vagina doesn't have a refer a friend program. You don't get $25 for getting your friend to have sex with me.