so that wasnt chicken after all
I told him I'm not paying rent anymore because he's seen my boobs.
Woke up this morning with one boob drawn on to look like the globe. Questionable?
Kanye's agent is the only person whose job sucks worse than mine.
19 Characteristics That Make People Instantly Attractive
(917) i just came from walking.
haha you just came from walking?
Mom just apologized for her lack of a gag reflex not being genetic.
FACT: the parking lot attendant was yelling "NO SEX HERE! NO SEX" at yall.
You should seriously consider super glueing your knees together
The power of my vagina can withstand any attempt of celibacy
His words said "save me", but his penis said "I'll take my chances"
25 People Confess What They’re Shamefully Attracted To
I was on my way last night when some asshole yelled "make better life choices" out the window of his car. I felt so self conscious I went home.
The DJ was throwing glowsticks into the crowd and managed to smack one guy in the face with them
You were literally hanging out the window and dancing to the remix to Ignition when we drove you home
I'm crying watching Rihanna at the VMAs. Periods are a bitch
Roomies told me I showed up to my house alone with no pants on and burrs in my hair... I live in the middle of the city
Someone just needs to roll me into a blanket burrito and feed me drugs