Fair warning.. porn on your laptop when you turn it on.. seemed like a wonderful idea last night.. until it died
I bet her clit looks like pig in a blanket.
adderall just fell out of my nose in class. guy next to me just nodded.
can someone explain to me why i woke up under a twister sheet
i got excepted to unl lol
You mean "accepted".
I'm wearing boardshorts as underwear to work. This is bachelorhood
Like I've never seen her that drunk. She's usually like quiet and doesn't say she'll fuck someone on a futon
At least your night didn't end with three cops seeing your ass and you sitting on the ground in a wig throwing your shoes at people
I found a blow up pig at an adult store. He will have to fuck that on video if he wants anal. Also, I bought a pair of clear high heels. Tell your brother I love him.
I wish university was like frosh week all the time and then they just give you a degree for surviving
She was chasing her shots with beefaroni and I think I fell in love.
Bring me that man meat
I'll have a whole suitcase of emergency bacon with me obviously
Idk. The bad part of me thinks it's a good idea. The bad part is also the stupid part.
She flirted with a pilot and a frat boy at the airport in Vegas and told our bartender his mask matched her panties so yeah I’d say she’s rebounding from the divorce
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