A big part of growing up is learning how to tastefully stare at women
Having him eat chocolate out of you is not as romantic as it sounds. I'm still finding pieces.
believe me... letting the man that delivered you from your mother's vagina do shots off your stomach is really fucking awkward.
I have new birth control, three bottles of jack, and some coupons for micky d's. You wanna have that sleepover?
Notice: I will be intoxicated and in your area this evening. To unsubscribe from my sexual solicitation list, reply 'fuck off'.
Don't worry, the house smells like waffles more than sex
You know you are 86'd from the legacy right? You can't down shots then spike the shot glass
multiple people will be seeing my nips tonight. not mad about it at all
I need a good cry or an orgasm and neither of them are gonna happen to me and i'm so frustrated
Crying into a glass of wine at 10 am isn't exactly how I planned this day to go
At about 2:30 i found you passed out in my closet with your face covered in cheese whiz
I woke up beside him and almost cried. Then I realized you were on the other side so I knew I hadn't made any bad decisions.
so idk what that means but now because of me he has a police file as breaking into my apartment and sleeping in my hallway under the carpet
thanks for not wanting to stay all night or talk or anything, nice to have a fuck buddy who really doesnt take the buddy part serious
I'm all about the fuck
where are you guys?
stoned at his house watching water boil
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