And no, shaving doesn't make it look bigger, either
but seriously ill do anyone in one of those hats with the earflaps.
I hid my booze in my old Sesame Street lunch box. Big Bird might be disappointed, but I feel Oscar the Grouch would approve.
tell me why there is a bowl of oatmeal from starbucks in my purse
I had to drink heavily last night because I needed to forget that you told me you want to blow my dad.
I always give him head in random places, it's a guessing game for his cock.
"lets watch the sunrise" turned into "lets have sex on the roof at six thirty in the morning"
When his Irish accent comes out my uterus hums. Or some productive organ down there, I'm not sure of the logistics
Should I tell him the real reason I was in the hospital, or should I just keep him thinking the side effect he thought was in for was allergy related, not I just miscarried the child I didn't know we were having?
I just yelled at a bunch of girl scouts for yelling "cookies" to loudly. That hungover
Was that you I seen riding on the top of a cab? Way to start the new year
The day I let him eat me out will be the day that Donald trump is an honest, kind, non-bigoted member of society
I already popped my bottle of Rose and took my boxers off. No can do muchacho
Is it weird that my mother is taking body shots off my gf after meeting once?
I have post one night stand depression
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