it was nice. we just kind of hung out. she didnt even mention the farting incident.
He bought me ice cream and then I gave him a bj
I think that's fair trade off
My boobs are too big for things to be going this downhill in my life.
How do I put "special brownies" into Weight Watchers?
So, you didn't have time to come pick me up but you did have time to get plastered and then write "champagne money" on every one of my statuses for the past month?
Ordered weed last night from the delivery service, and who showed up...my old real estate broker. He said, "this is less stressful." Duh.
Please tell me this is my four loko that I just woke up in....
He wore my sunglasses on his honeymoon..... so there's that.
Cats found the secret coke stash again
They owe us $80.
of course not. I do my best teaching on a hungover monday. I did the research. im still okay with the direction in which my life is headed.
Why is there a muffler in the livingroom?
First, I just want to say that I had nothing to do with it. Second, how good is your car insurance?
The cleaning lady has moved my vibrator twice now so I would say I'm pretty ready to move out.
Still pimpin that dick in the cornfields. Now it's just transferred to the local bar.
how did you set a fucking salad on fire????????
Okay first of all, that is a sick ass nickname please call me that forever. Second, i need your help.
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