Stars make me really horny. Especially that shiny one its just staring at me.
we got back to my place and he started talking about feelings. i politely told him to leave and that he managed to cock block himself.
i just spent the last half hour thinking about my totally irrational and intense hatred of wedge flip flops.
What. The. Fuck. No, you will not spank me.
That wasn't intended for you, my bad.
Drinking bud light and eating rice cakes...this is the closest to getting in shape for spring break as its going to get.
I searched the house and found a small bottle of sherry which is probably as old as I am, has prob gone off and tastes like shit. I don't care any more. It has come to this.
whatever. as long as im no longer referred to as the girl who fucked the pledge on his big brother's couch.
We have sex, then we talk about foreign policy. Its a win-win.
because drunk making out is frowned upon in museums i think
He just told an 8 year old to go fuck himself so we probably won't be in the butterfly exhibit much longer.
My vagina feels like a chupacabra ripped me apart using its mythological set of needle pointed teeth
I knew it was love when he told me he wants to see me have multiple orgasms in one night
One of the guys just came in and goes "i walked all the way home with a pumpkin". Night just got better.
I hate when I'm sexting and I make a typo.
You just killed the sext mood.
I think I'm more excited for Santa to come now that I made a drinking game out of it
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