On a scale of affliction to ed hardy, how douchy is in there right now?
just next time i won't let coke make me think I'm superman and drink a shit ton.
frozen peaches as icecubes. vodka Sundays just got wayyyy better
My mom asked me to donate my child hood stuffed animals to the poor then I realized I was hiding liquor behind them. I told her I was too attached to them. She understood. Wrong in so many ways.
Dude totally calling you out on watching when harry met sally on netflix on demand on april 8th.
no you're not allowed back
come on. everbeers was a great idea. you fucks had a great night
Did you really get 12 corn dogs from the gas station last night?
This is the Taco Bell dump we've all been waiting for.
I just got high off one hit and the. Spent 20 minutes inspecting the gasket of our refridgerator and researching ways to replace it
nm just hungover. watching movies and roasting marshmallows in bed, over a candle to avoid life
You keep talking about hotdogs and yelling "COME ON DOWN, LET ME SEE WHAT YOU'RE WEARING"
I ended up sleeping on a park bench. Never using Tinder again.
Woke up with an entire pizza face down in my bed beside me... untouched. Never beer bong a whole bottle of wine.
Have you ever gotten such awesome underwear you wish you didnt have to wear pants?
I can't believe the MLB is making the NHL look good.
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