My social work teacher just told our class about her bicurios adventures in college
is she hot?
She is now
Their wedding is on my 21st birthday. I fail to see a way that this could end poorly.
dude she was givin me head and stops and looks up at me and tells me she loves me, then goes ''alright now cum in my mouth''.... pretty sure shes the one
all i wanted to do was something grown up. like go to applebees and drink.
I guess I'll put a green shirt on. Also, I just snorted some protein shake power. That doesn't have anything to do with St. Patrick's Day. I just wanted you to know in case i die.
He was taking the condom off and he turns to me and says, "You know how snakes can shed their skin?"
Are you sighing at your phone and judging me right now?
You have like just as much sex as me and I have a brand new bf. That does not add up. That is not right.
i threw up in his garden in front of like five people smoking a joint. they let me have a hit after i was done so it was okay
So after I fell off 4 times we concluded I'm not allowed to ride him anymore.
I shoulda been born a dude. There's too much power in a vagina.
I made a nest in his bed. I'm not leaving
Just broke into the basement of my house via my american red cross blood donor card. I officially save lives
if having to see my ex’s dick once in a while is the price I pay to the universe for making my life go a little smoother, I’ll take it
My brain is a dvd screensaver and I'm allowed to have a good thought when it hits the corner
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