That girl really should ne nicer to her vagina. It's not a playground.
Apparently hers is a theme park.
Pre-pickelized cucumber-hand invasion!! RUN!!!!!!!!!!
Baton twirling is one of his activities on facebook.
Also he is "an Ohio stae gran champion twirler". You cannot tell me he's straight
Without me, you would never be able to say you partied with a midget!
Def regretting not writing "will blow for extra credit" on my last final
Apple should advertise that their phones are puke-proof. They would appeal to a whole new audience.
I remember seeing his penis I just dont know exactly what I did with it
I just don't do feelings in the summer months.
there's still three solo cups of your puke in my basement. so that needs to be solved at some point.
He has a lot of emotional energy invested in your vagina.
You wanted to go find him and we told you to sit down cause you kept stumbling. You yelled " I CAN STAND!! It's the walking part I can't figure out!"
you were holding her above your head singing Circle of Life in what i assume was a Simba reference. then she smacked her head on a bar light and the bouncers kicked you out
Wish me luck. My vagina needs it.
May his noodley appendage touch you.
I just found weed in my bra #magicboobs2k16
We've been fucking like crazy ever since she quit her job..ive been running errands all day to stay out of the house and give my dick a day of rest
I hate my life now
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