so I'm never txting u again after today...
y?
cuz i don't wanna see it on blogspot :)
ha...too late
Call me "white mamba"
Your dick is not a dangerous deadly poisonous snake
It is white.
I just googled "whats above a trillion", thats how busy I am at work.
the amount of blow i got, New years should last a week.
I just got my inseam measured in raffle tickets by a drag queen. Being fondled for charity is awesome.
Did I tell you I had a charge show up for $36 on a credit card I haven't used in 6 months from Wild Wings? It was that night we slept across the street from the bar.
like teasing for 28 minutes, then the very last 2 minutes is where is ALL goes down. I'm talking, rings off, stable sitting position, hand job madness.
Just got motor boated by a horse in the street
I had a great time except for the part where you called another guy, told him you were in a cab - not on a date - and that you'd meet him at a bar in 15 minutes. but besides that it was awesome. Next time capping you at two glasses of wine
Blacked out last night, but left myself a note that said "oops on oops on oops" that can never be a positive
Dont really know what happened near the end, Pockets were filled with skittles though
You know you come from good stock when you can have a family discussion about excuses to scam pain pills from the doctors
Riding the train home at 6 am for class still drunk is losing its novelty in my junior year
I just sent an "I'm sorry I forged a prescription in your name" email. It was one of the more awkward things I've done this week.
He walked into the bar with a pillow and put his head down...nuff said
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