his roommates stood outside the locked door reading bible verses to us the whole time...
so if i die before i go back to school its because the thing we found in the hallway that i've been smoking out of is a crack pipe
I would like to apologize for asking to take advantage of you, wishing you a horny Hanukkah and whatever "abd ethw prnym to mzbe yur penis cna be friends" means.
when i first looked at you, you weren't wearing any pants. but then i realized you had them around your neck as a cape.
dude i should have never cleaned my ears out while high. theres no going back.
Technically he's married but he says it's "not like that" even tho his wife lives with him. Not sure if I believe him but I'm sleeping with him anyway.
This is going to be one of those "I can only do this high" classes
Trying to convince myself that everyone keeps staring at me because I'm pretty and not because of my hickies.
I'm gonna fuck that sweet little pussy of yours into absolute submission
Wow. Sorry. As soon as I sent that I felt inappropriate. But yes. Bring a sandwich after. Lol
Broeke and glass. I feel so and. Appilogixe in morbing.
is it acceptable to cross the border for sex?
Bottom line; if I'm coming out of my bat cave to do the dishes and get a chicken wing and I have no pants or makeup on and my messy bun looks more like Santa got leprosy and crashed his sled into the back of my head then let me be. That's all I'm saying.
Ah Christ I think I've reached the single life mentality 100%. I just inquired a photographer about a photo shoot with my dog.
Went home last night with that hot British guy. Sounded like I was f-ing in a Harry Potter movie.
Are you sure you found YOUR underwear?
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