I would like to remind you that Mike's hard lemonade only goes good with an extra light cigarette and seminal fluid.
I bet i've been more pregnant than you.
Why does Corona taste like a burp?
So High I just made Cadbury Coffee. I don't know what it is yet, but it involves Cadbury Eggs and coffee.
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beeferoni + vodka = puke stuck in braces.
its not fair. if i was a guy, i'd be getting a high five for banging two in one night.
wanna play who's drunker? I just made macaroni & cheese taco and offered it to the pizza Guy as a tip.
I FUCKING SERVED PEOPLE AND POURDED JUGS AND GOT FREE BEEEEEEEERERTERRY
You need an intervention. You fell into traffic walking home.
Not really. Birthday weekend. Totally jusifiable. Besides I didn't get hit. No harm no foul.
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Wait also totally unrelated but can horses sit down?
I just tried to picture one and I don't think they can cause I can't envision it
It's meant to be, Cynthia. You, him, and your developed breasts are meant for each other.
Moral of the story: fuckboys never change
I need to sleep so I can die properly tomorrow.
I got a pots and pans set and a vibrator. Merry Crisis.
I feel like the physical embodiment of the pot leaf eyes smiley face
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